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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Labels: FUNNY, INTERESTING, PIX, RANDOM WEB FINDS, VIDEOS

CLEANING OUT MY EMAIL FUNNIES

SENT FROM CORI

FROM BRO YET SEEN BEFORE

POURING LIGHT

THE UGLY DANCE -- GO GET YOUR CHUCKLE ON

ADVENTURES OF GOD

God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.
Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.
God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.
(pause)
Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?
God: No. I’m thinking “flood.”
Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-
God: What part of “flood” do you not understand?
II
God: Moses…I have seen the plight of the Jews in Egypt.
Moses: Wow. Only after, uh, 400 years there, right?
God: Yes.
Moses: Awesome.
God: I will take you out of Egypt after ten terrible, terrible plagues.
Moses: …ten?
God: Is there a problem?
Moses: It’s just…ten is a lot. For, you know, God. Couldn’t you get this done in like, two plagues max?
God: No. For you see, Moses, I will harden Pharaoh’s heart against me.
Moses: So…you are going to stop him from letting us free from slavery.
God: Yes.
Moses: So you can bring more terrible, terrible plagues upon the people.
God: Yes.
Moses: And you see nothing wrong with this picture?
God: …
Moses: Are there any other Gods up there I can talk to?
III
Mary: Did you send the child support?
God: Frankincense and myrrh. Yeah.
Mary: Annnnnd?
God: (sighs). And gold. And the gold.
Mary: That’s better.
IV
Job: …
God: Well, this is awkward.
V
God: Abraham, you must circumcise yourself.
Abraham: As you wish, my lord.
God: Oh my Me. He’s totally going to do it.

BEST COMMERCIAL EVER AND SO A RING TONE ON MY PHONE

OKAY EMAIL FUNNIES ARE NOW CLEANED OUT FINALLY! ENJOY

RANDOM WEB 08

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Labels: FUNNY, INTERESTING, PIX, RANDOM WEB FINDS, VIDEOS

SCREW THE DREADED CHICKEN CURSE! I REMEMBER BLOWING OUR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN '84 AND I WILL BLOW A GASKET IF WE DO ANYTHING BUT SHOW NAVY WE REMEMBER IT WELL!

GO #10 GAMECOCKS

AS CLOSE TO ALL BLACK AS WE ARE GOING TO GET!! BUT I LIKE OUR NEW UNIFORMS!

BEING THAT I CAN'T HAVE BOTH TEAMS EVER DOING WELL IN THE SAME YEAR ... EVER, IT CONTINUES ON THIS YEAR! DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS TO TELL MY THOUGHTS ON LAST SUNDAY'S GAME LOSS TO THE JETS.

AND I'LL GO AHEAD AND MAKE IT PUBLIC WHAT I TOLD MY BROTHER ABOUT WHO I THOUGHT WAS TAKING IT ALL THIS YEAR! GREEN BAY REPEATS AND DOES IT QUITE EASILY
(I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE IT BACK DEPENDING ON INJURIES)

OK ENOUGH OF FOOTBALL .. ON WITH THE RANDOM

CLICK ON IT AND THEN CLICK AGAIN TO GET IT TO COME UP WHERE YOU CAN READ IT.
IT'S 10 AMAZING HUMAN BODY FACTS

WE JUST WANT ONE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

WELL DARN, NOW I SURELY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME IN A DAY

SHORT AND PRETTY COOL
I LOVE SLO MO STUFF

VERY COOL AND SOMETHING YOU WOULD NOT CATCH ME EVERRRR DOING

LOTS OF MUSIC COMING UP NEXT

MY BRO TWEETED ABOUT THIS SONG ON WEDNESDAY
I GOT THE BUG AGAIN AND THEN POSTED TO FACEBOOK AND IT SEEMS THAT IT'S CATCHING WIND AGAIN .. AT LEAST AMONG PEOPLE I KNOW LOL

GOTHIC LOOK NEVER LOOKED BETTER
SHE SOUNDS THE SAME LIVE AND CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO SEE HER AGAIN

IS IT NOVEMBER YET?

NOT A BIG COUNTRY FAN BUT I LOVE THIS 4 FT 11 INCH WOMAN. FIRST SAW HER ON THE ILL FATED 'PUSHING UP DAISIES' TV SHOW FEW YEARS BACK. TV, MUSIC, BROADWAY AND PROBABLY OTHER STUFF SHE CAN DO AS WELL! VERY TALENTED WOMAN.